He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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