these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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