i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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