Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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