): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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