How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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