There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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