You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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