Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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