he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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