i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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