the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So much rum. So many feels.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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