Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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