your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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