So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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