Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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