what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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