I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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