we're blogging at a bar
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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