I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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