doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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