we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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