Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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