Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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