I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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