Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Randomize
