3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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