Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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