I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
The beer is more important than you right now.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Randomize
