You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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