Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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