Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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