Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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