last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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