and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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