I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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