I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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