I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Boobs are out for the taking
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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