When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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