splinters make it hard to masturbate
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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