i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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