we have officially lost it.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
You ruined the universe
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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