The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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