belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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