im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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