ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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