It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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