girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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