I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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