I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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