Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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