Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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