She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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